Dear Holly Poly Author 2015

[pameluke]

Dear Holly, 

I’m excited to be matched to you for this exchange, I’m sure you’ll come up with something amazing and unexpected. Please feel free to cut and combine any and all info you find in the following letter. I’m writing this to inspire you, so if the only thing you use is one I mentioned I’ll be glad.

I can be found on AO3 as Pameluke, and I generally fandom as janoda on tumblr. 

I love some porn with my plot and some plot with my porn. If you'd rather write gen or PWP, that's fine as well. I've divided all my prompts into narrative prompts and porn prompts, ideally you can think of it as a buffet, where you choose and pick those ingredients you like, and combine the perfect dish for you. 

I tend to be wordy, so if you’re not up to that, all important information should be in the AO3 assignment. However, if you’d like to know all the gritty ditty details per fandom, onwards it is.

Let us start with general DNWs and squicks so we can get those out of the way.

GENERAL DNW’S 

If it happens to characters in canon, I can deal with it happening to them in fic. The same goes for violence really, I can deal with everything as long as it at the same intensity level of canon. 

• Requested Characters Doing Non-Con/Dub-Con
• No Uncanonical Non-Con
• No Dub-Con on only one character I requested. Outside influences are great (sex-pollen, heats etc, I just prefer all characters to be under the influence together)
• No Underage
• No Violence Between Characters I’ve requested
• No Uncanonical Permanent Character Death, Canonical Character Death is okay, although I’d rather not.
• No Christmas Fic, or Religious Festivities in General
• No Incest
• No Humiliation
• No Infantilisation
• No Scat

Otherwise, I’m game. The rating can be as high or low as you want, as long as it’s consensual I’m okay with any kink, and the fouler the language the better.   

GENERAL LIKES, TROPES, AND AUs 

I love canon fic, case-fic, slice of life fic, expansion on worldbuilding, adventures in nature, food and cooking related fic, loyalty kink, competence kink, hurt-comfort, found families, random domesticity. Cross-overs, fusions, AUs, tropetastic fic. 

I love fic in which a relationship is explored, and don’t mind if that’s the main plot. I love it when characters have a support network outside of their relationship, so that happening in the background is always a plus. I can deal with angst, but I’d like to have some kind of happy resolution at the end, even if it’s Happy For Now. 

I am always up for AUs, for all fandoms I’ve nominated. If any of these are your thing, feel free to run with it, or any combination of them. 

• Space Pirate AU, Space Cowboy AU, ALL SPACE AUs
• Regular Pirate AU, Age of Sail AU
• Steampunk AU, Cyberpunk AU, Biopunk AU
• Temeraire AU (aka Dragonriding during Napoleonic wars)
• Everybody Lives AU
• Magical Realism AU
• Superpowers / Mutant AU
• Merfolk AU
• Avatar & Benders AU
• Shapeshifter/Were-animal AU, especially with Fantasy social constructs (not necessarily ABO variants)
• Time-Travel AU
• Cyborg Au, Robot AU,

For Alternate Canons, I’m very big on a lot of tropes. I love tropes. Seriously, give me all the fandom cliches, I gobble them up. I especially love inversions and subversions, or just played straight. Some of my favorites: 

• Soulbonds, in all forms, with marks or no marks, with relationships between the actual bonds or out of them, telepathic powers, or only bad side-effects.
• In general, I like all sorts of universes that have a Thing that forces two people to continually be together/work together, and fic about how they manage that. (Think Sentinel/Guide fic, or The Heroes series by Moira Moore, or this Ghost Hunting AU)
• Fake relationships that turn real. In all forms. For all reasons
• Enemies to Lovers, Enemies to Friends, Friends to Lovers
• Living by the Nile, or “What feelings? Me? No Way, Good Sir, Never (I love you)”
• Elaborate Plans Gone Wrong
• Awkward Flirting
• Awkward Sex
• Competent People and the People who fall for them, all the Competence Kink, seriously
• N Times Characters Did A Thing
• Marriage/Relationship of convenience, turned REAL
• Found families,
• Interspecies Relationships

GENERAL PORN KINKS 

Kinks I’m into if you’re of the porn persuasion: 

• Enthusiastic consent, this is my biggest kink always
• Consentacles while we’re at it
• Knotting
• Fantasy Sex Anatomy, in general, the weirder the better
• Seriously Xeno sex is YAY, especially if it's kind of puzzling how to make it work between two different species
• Body Worship and Body Modification, aka Tattoos, Piercings, anything
• Size kink, of everything (toys, phalli, people, etc...)
• Controlled Strength, I don't have a thing for size difference necessarily, but I do for strength difference
• Wrestling for control, aka people being evenly matched (or not quite) who like to test that
• Pegging, Sex Toys of all kinds and shapes (invented alien ones are awesome)
• Switching, can be 90/10 or 50/50, or implied, I just like it when there's variation in who does what
• Panties, people feeling sexy and desirable
• Safewords and the use of them, thorough kink negotiation
• Light BDSM: Spanking, Bondage, Rough Sex and Manhandling (by both male and female characters)
• Rough sex, especially I'm so horny I'm desperate sex, hair pulling, bite and nail marks, bruising
• Cuddling, aftercare
• Joking/laughter in bed
• Trying something new for the first time, not necessarily successfully
• Sex in the outdoors, preferably in nature
• Sex-Pollen, Heats, outside dubcon influences, if an influence on ALL partners
• Possessiveness, especially if mutual, scent marks, visible marks, claiming marks, marks only they know
• Starchy People Getting Unstarched and Rumpled
• First Times, of anything, from positions to kinks, I like people trying out things

In general, I like narrative sex and a little plot with my porn. I love character introspection, character development, and relationship development through sex. For me, sex is both about the pleasure people can derive from each other and about the emotional connection that can be made. 

Everything is hotter when emotions are involved.

You can ignore everything that’s not to your liking or doesn’t inspire you. On to the fandom-specific stuff, YAY.

 

KING ARTHUR (2004)

Bors/Dagonet/Vanora

I have a mighty need for the three of them to LIVE happily ever after ever since I last rewatched it. Fuck, they’d be hot, and awesome and glorious together. I love the obvious affection Bors feels for both Vanora and Dagonet, I love how Dagonet is this mountain of silent, but deep feelings, and I love how Vanora is possibly the only sensible person in that whole castle. Also, her singing of home breaks my heart every fucking time.

I’d seriously love an Everybody Lives AU, or a fic set before the movie. I’d rather avoid a fic set during the movie, because I’d rather not deal with Dagonet dying.

I could see them having a V relationship with Vorona and Dagonet just being good friends, or a triad. I have a theory that obviously Bors’ 12 children are at least 50% strays Dagonet picked up. I would love slice of life fic (in Sarmatia?) with the 3 of them dealing with the rearing of 12 children, seriously, kudos to you Vanora. 

I did love all the fighting scenes a lot, and angsty fic when someone gets wounded, and the other two comfort them, and each other would be delicious. I’d also love it if Vanora was the one being cared for. Basically fic where everyone takes care of everyone in a way that fits their personality would be awesome.

This can all be established relationship, or them getting together, either with something already being there between two of them (Bors/Vanora, or Bors/Dagonet) and the third one balancing it all out. The Romancing and Seduction of one Silent Stoic Soldier, by means of Stray Children, Foul Language and Excellent Sex, a novel by Vanora, would be excellent.

All AUs would be awesome here, except for Modern AUs, I’m not generally a huge fan of those. Otherwise, anything goes really. 

 

LEVERAGE

Alec Hardison/Parker/Eliot Spencer

My tag for them on tumblr is OT3 forever, and it’s still true. I love these 3 so much, fuck, I can’t properly express it. Anything with them would seriously make my day.

I have a huge competence boner for all 3 of them, so case fic, or just random date where they get to be competent fic would be awesome. I really love fic that focuses on how they use their skill-set in their daily life. I also love how all three of them are genuinely kind and caring people, so I’d love some fic where they bestow random kindnesses on random strangers. The threesome that gives together stays together as it were.

In a similar vein, I also would love fic where one (or all three) figure out gifts/dates/nice things for the others.

If you’d like to go AU for this, Mutant and Superpowers fic is something I always thought would be superfun, but also Space, because SPACE, or any of the other AUs I’ve mentioned above. I always thought a Steampunk/Wild West AU, aka the Wild Wild West could be particularly fun.

 

SPARTACUS SERIES (TV)

Gannicus/Melitta/Oenomaus

Fuck the heartbreak yo! EVERYBODY LIVES AU all the way, or getting together in the Afterlife fic. Basically, I crave Fix-It fic like whoa, because they broke my heart.

Canon was really fucked up here, so if possible I’d like there to be no Non-Con or Dub-Con, except for references to what happened in canon if necessary.

I’d actually really like Get Together fic, because that would deal with all the relationship issues that weren’t dealt with by the death of Melitta. Hash it all out fic would be awesome.

I’d also love established relationship fic though or fic where the V changes into a complete triangle.

What if Melitta hadn’t died, but Gannicus still won his freedom, and then later returned to Oenomaus and Melitta, to have emotional meltdowns, battlefield declarations of love, and hot freedom fighting sex. (Also Melitta would have improved the Rebellion by common sense by at least 100%). 

Again, not a huge fan of Modern AUs, but any other AU would be amazing