Dear Smuttie

[pameluke]

 

Dear Smuttie,

I’m looking forward to your gift! It’s going to be awesome :D

I’ve written the following letter as a sort of buffet so you can pick and select whatever catches your fancy and write something we’ll both enjoy. I’m definitely fine with either straight-out PWP, but I’ve provided some narrative prompts to set the stage as it were, so you can porn it up to your hearts content.

I’m a firm believer in Optional Details are Optional, so as long as you respect my few DNWs it’s going to be great!

Let us get those out of the way first:

 

GENERAL DNW’S 

If it happens to characters in canon, I can deal with it happening to them in fic. The same goes for violence really, I can deal with everything as long as it at the same intensity level of canon. 

• Requested Characters Doing Non-Con
• No Power Imbalance between requested characters, so if Under Influence (alcohol, drugs, HEats, Sex-Pollen… I prefer ALL of them to be Under Influence)
• No Underage
• No Violence Between Characters I’ve requested that isn’t part of the Smut. (Someone hitting someone in the face because Angry=NO, someone hitting someone in the face because Sex and they enjoy it=Yes)
• No Character Death (with characters who die in canon, either set the story before they die, or make it an X Lives AU)
• No Valentine Dates. We don’t really do that were I live, so it’s not all that appealing to me.
• No Humiliation
• No Infantilisation
• No Scat

Otherwise, I’m game. The rating can be as high or low as you want, as long as it’s consensual I’m okay with any kink, and the fouler the language the better.  

 

GENERAL LIKES, TROPES, AND AUs 

I love canon fic, slice of life fic, expansion on worldbuilding, adventures in nature, food and cooking related fic, loyalty kink, competence kink, hurt-comfort, found families, random domesticity. 

I love fic in which a relationship is explored, and don’t mind if that’s the main plot. I can deal with angst, but I’d like to have some kind of happy resolution at the end, even if it’s Happy For Now. 

I’d prefer all fic to be set in their respective Canons, but I definitely love Alternate Canons. I’m very big on a lot of tropes. I love tropes. Seriously, give me all the fandom cliches, I gobble them up. I especially love inversions and subversions, or just played straight. Some of my favorites: 

• Soulbonds, in all forms, with marks or no marks, with relationships between the actual bonds or out of them, telepathic powers, or only bad side-effects.
• Fake relationships that turn real. In all forms. For all reasons
• Enemies to Lovers, Enemies to Friends, Friends to Lovers
• Living by the Nile, or “What feelings? Me? No Way, Good Sir, Never (I love you)”
• Elaborate Plans Gone Wrong
• Awkward Flirting
• Awkward Sex
• Competent People and the People who fall for them, all the Competence Kink, seriously
• N Times Characters Did A Thing
• Marriage/Relationship of convenience, turned REAL
• Found families,
• Interspecies Relationships

 

GENERAL PORN KINKS & LIKES

General Things I like for all pairings and fandoms I’ve requested. 

• Enthusiastic consent, this is my biggest kink always
• Anal Sex, Vaginal Sex, Oral Sex, Non-Penetrative Sex
• Awkward Sex, Awkward Sexual Situations
• Biting, Claiming Bites, Marking
• Body Worship
• Cunnilingus, Blow Jobs, Rimming, Fingerfucking
• Desperate Arousal/Sexual Frustration, Desperate Sex
• Floor Sex, Wall Sex, Table Sex
• Hair Braiding, Hair Brushing, Hair-pulling
• Lazy/Gentle Sex, Comfort Sex
• Manhandling/Shows of Athleticism During Sex
• Outdoor Sex, Sex in Nature
• Pegging
• Rending of Clothing
• Reunion Sex
• Rough Sex
• Sex Toys
• Something Made Them Do It (All of them)
• Wet & Messy

In general, I like narrative sex and a little plot with my porn. I love character introspection, character development, and relationship development through sex. For me, sex is both about the pleasure people can derive from each other and about the emotional connection that can be made. 

Everything is hotter when emotions are involved.

You can ignore everything that’s not to your liking or doesn’t inspire you. On to the fandom-specific stuff, YAY.

 

 

 

KING ARTHUR (2004)

Who I requested: Bors/Dagonet/Vanora

What Tags I Requested: 

Animal Shifter, Awkward Sexual Situations, Body Modification, Body Worship, Claiming Bites, Double Penetration, Fighting Kink, Friends to Lovers, Group Soulbonds, Held Down, Manhandling/Shows of Athleticism During Sex, Marking, Mating Cycles/In Heat, Outdoor Sex, Scar Exploration, Sex Toys, Spitroasting, Tattoos, Thank God We're Alive' Sex, Wrestling,

What I love about canon: I really love the whole Sarmatian Auxiliary to the Roman army angle of King Arthur. 15 years of fighting in a war that is not yours, in a country that isn’t yours, for a country that is not yours. I love the easy friendship between all the knights, but also how very different they look upon their time in Britain. So much drama and fucked-upness right there.

And the there’s this moment relatively early in the movie, when Vanora sings, and Bors and Dagonet share a look, and every time I get fucking emotional about it. 

And just, they just want to go home, but the Romans fuck them over, and then Dagonet sacrifices himself and I drown in tears.

I have a mighty need for the three of them to LIVE happily ever after. Fuck, they’d be hot, and awesome and glorious together.

I love the obvious affection Bors feels for both Vanora and Dagonet, I love how Dagonet is this mountain of silent, but deep feelings, and I love how Vanora is possibly the only sensible person in that whole castle. 

 

Prompts:

I’d seriously love an Everybody Lives Canon Divergence, or a fic set before the movie. I’d rather avoid a fic set during the movie, because I’d rather not deal with Dagonet dying. DAGONET LIVES!!!

 

• I have a theory that obviously Bors’ 12 children are at least 50% strays Dagonet picked up. I’d love a slice of life type fic, where the three (try to) find an escape from the daily chaos of raising 12 children to get laid. Extra kudos if there’s a couple of awkward walk-ins and some failed attempts because sudden interruption. Sex in the outdoors seems like one possible solution to this problem.
• I’d really like to know more about Vanora in general. The possibilities are all so intriguing. What we know is that she’s kind and caring and raising 11 kids. Since she’s relatively young, I always assume a couple of those at least are adopted. She sings about Home and it’s implied she’s singing about Sarmatia, but since we don’t see any girls being displaced by the Romans, I think that she’s the daughter of a former Sarmatian knight with a British woman. Which I love because Culture Clash! Speaking of Sarmatia, apparently they were known for having Warrior Women, so a fic where Vanora is definitely in charge when it comes to the sex would be awesome. 
• I did love all the fighting scenes a lot, and angsty fic when someone gets wounded, and the other two comfort them and each other would be delicious. Without the angst I’d also love Post-Battle victory sex, Thank God We’re Alive sex and Dammit, Looking at you fight makes me really horny sex. Could also be Post-Training sex, because I imagine Vanora to be an interested spectator whenever Bors and Dagonet spar. I’m convinced they’d have competitions between them to have the honor of eating Vanora out that evening.
• I really like seduction fic, so a story of how two of them seduce the third would be totally my jam. The Romancing and Seduction of one Silent Stoic Soldier called Dagonet, by means of Stray Children, Foul Language and Excellent Sex, a novel by Vanora, with annotations by Bors, would be glorious.
• I’d love a Soulbond AU, or an Animal Shifter AU, or both. Especially if there’d be cultural differences between the Britons and Sarmatians in how was dealth with this. I love me some Fantasy Non-Human Genitalia, so feel free to go as weird and kinky as you want. I’m also really into all the marking and claiming and possessiveness, especially if it’s mutual and in all directions.
• I love the physicality of this canon, there’s all the fighting of course, but these three are also so very affectuous with each other, I like to think that carries over to their sex-life. All the manhandling, rolling around, struggling for being on top. I like to think Vanora makes up for her lack of physical strength (in comparison) with the strength of her personality. I requested Double Penetration and Spitroasting, but by no means does that have to mean that Vanora has to be the centerpiece. I like it when characters switch around, medieval dildo’s were a thing, so pegging is a definite possibility. I mean Bors is such an epicurist, I’m sure that once the fighting is over, they take their time to experiment a lot. 

 

 

FOREIGNER SERIES - CJ CHERRYH

Who I requested: Algini/Tano 

What Tags I requested:

Aliens, Consentacles, First Time, Hair Braiding, Handcuffs, Knotting, Light Bondage, Loss of Control, Manhandling/Shows of Athleticism During Sex, Mating Cycles/In Heat, Non-Human Genitalia, Ritual Sex, Scar Exploration, Scent Marking, Sex Toys, Something Made Them Do It, Switching, Weapons Kink, Xeno, Zero-gravity sex

What I love about the canon: Argh this series. I’ve loved it for a long time, because it’s so introspective and focuses so much on interspecies politics and social constructs and language. I love the politics, the machinations, EVERYTHING ABOUT THE ATEVI, the whole human/atevi interface, all the different kinds of human society.

But what does it most for me in these books is the evolution of Brens relationship with his Aishid. I cried when Tano hugged Bren when he left for Reunion. I cried so hard I had to stop reading when Algini first called Bren Aiji-ma (I was also seriously frustrated with Bren when he questioned Algini’s manchi in later books). Seriously, it’s all in little words and subtle gestures, and it gives me the biggest emotional punches ever. But that’s what’s on the page, the relationship between the atevi is very much left to the imagination and boy do I imagine. Especially about intimiate interpersonal relationships. I ship these two like burning, ever since they became part of the aishid officially. I just can’t get enough.

 

Prompts: 

 

• I’m really interested in the general politics of Atevi relationships. Since there’s no children involved and they’re firmly in the same manchi, I’d love to read how those politics apply to them. And how those politics reflect in their sexual relationship. I’m really into alien social and sexual constructs, so be as non-human as you want.
• Speaking about non-human, I’m really into Xeno in all it forms, so you can go all out on the non-human genitalia and desires I requested Knotting, Consentacles, and Mating Cycles, but feel free to come up with something totally different as well
• I also requested Aliens either as in the simple fact Atevi aren’t human, or in referral to the Kyo and/or the other Alien species out there. A story where Algini/Tano are under an alien influence and have sex, or an Alien that has sex with them (preferably no Non-Con, but Dub-Con is fine). This could be the first time they have sex, or they could have an established sexual relationship before that. I would prefer that they continue their relationship afterwards though.
• I’m really intrigued by their time alone on the space-station. I like to think this is where they relationship became more intimate. I like to think that, nevertheless their neverending professionalism, they’d have a lot of awkwardness, simply because they’re in a strange environment, and because it’s tight quarters, so not much privacy to be had. Or just some awkwardness because it’s their first time together. Speaking of tight quarters, them trying to have sex in the small spaces meant for humans, trying to have sex in zero-gravity, just because.
• Obviously they spent a lot of time while waiting for Bren to return by going through the human Archive. I like to think they stumbled into a Human Porn collection and a copy of the Kama Sutra (or an equivalent) and that they experimented with human sexual positions, for science :D
• With all the implications and estimated guesses we’ve had about both Algini’s and Tano’s manchi, I would love to read how those changes influenced their relationship. Basically I imagine that they both have had a lot of emotional turmoil through the years, which they constantly had to hide, except with each other. Basically I’d love to read some angsty manchi-caused desperate emotional sex.
• Atevi Sex Toys and their creative use by two Guildsmen. In the same vein, all those belts and pockets on those Guild-uniforms must have some other uses as well no? Faux-training in which one of them is tied-up/handcuffed/threatened or held down with weapons and has to ‘escape’ to be followed with hot and heavy sex.

 

 

STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS

Who I requested: Poe Dameron/Finn/Rey

What Tags I requested:

Accidental Soul Bonding (Made Them Do It), Belly Kink, Body Worship, Developing Relationship, Fake/Pretend Relationship, Friends to Lovers, Hand-holding During Sex, Multiple Penetration, Outdoor Sex, Praise Kink, Scar Exploration, Pegging, Sharing a Bed, 'Thank God We're Alive' Sex, Zero-gravity sex, Telekinetic sex, Sex Toys, Mile High Club, Affirmative Consent Play, Ritual Sex

Why I love them: It was more or less love at first sight? I have no idea how I got attached so hard so quickly, but here we are, no regrets, just emotions. I love these three so much. All three of them are just so good and kind and nice and kind. I honestly think kindness is an under-appreciated trait, and how often does it happen that 3 main characters are so obviously and openly kind? I HAVE FEELINGS. I love Finn and his drive to be safe, his drive to not be evil, and despite all his fears and being totally out of his depth being so incredibly brave, especially when it’s about people he cares about. Also the handholding. I love Rey for her little face of “Why would you care/ask?” every time that anyone is worried about her or shows even a sign of taking her wellbeing into account. I love her moral code, and how fast she’s willing to fight for those she considers hers. I love Poe’s dedication, and his obvious and genuine affection, and his willingness to go to bat for someone he has never met, simply because someone he likes asks him to. They’re all so much about doing the right thing, I can’t deal with them. And while I love Finn/Rey and Finn/Poe in their separate ways, I honestly ship the three of them together a billion times more.

 

Prompts:

 

• One of my favorite things about Star Wars are all the various species and cultures, so any kind of Non-human culture type thing that makes them face their emotions and relationship. Especially if it involves Pretend Relationships and/or Aliens Made Us Do It (AND WE LOVED IT). 
• While I like all the Poe is a Relationship Wiseman fic out there, I also have a huuuuuuge soft spot for Poe is Disaster at Romantic Relationships, especially if Finn and Rey, while having less experience, having way less hang-ups and expectations, totally kick his ass at figuring things out and dealing with things. I have a huge thing for two people seducing someone together so that fits nicely.
• I imagine that both Rey, with her history of starvation and the use of her body as a tool, and Finn, never truly having been in charge of his own body,  have a thing for Poe’s belly, which is on the softer side. So Poe being slightly insecure, and the other two being fascinated by the difference and loving it.
• Both Rey and Finn are both so touch-starved, I imagine that they both like to be Body-worshipped and to Body-worship. The three of them are pretty affectuous with one another (once they trust and like you), I like to see that carried on to their sex-life.
• After the fighting is over I imagine Poe to have no idea what to do with his life, for Rey to be high on her freedom of movement and Finn to be high on freedom itself. Cue the Star Wars Epic Road-Trip through the galaxy. Featuring any of the following: Culinary Experiments, Alien Alcohol and its many, many unexpected side-effects, Sex in the Falcon, Sex in Zero-gravity, That Time They Got Almost Arrested For Public Indecency, WOOPS We Got Drunken Tattoos in an Alien Language We Don’t Understand and That’s Not What The Force Is For, 
• Speaking of Road-Trips, I loved Reys surprise at all the green, so All the Outdoorsy sex on all the different planets. 
• Someone discovers the Star Wars equivalent of the Kama Sutra so cue experimenting with Alien Positions, Alien Sex Toys and Alien Kinks. Not everything has to work out for them, I like it when people laugh during sex. I’m also really into the use of safewords and people respecting them (but I’m not hugely in extensive kink negotiation for these three - I assume they know and respect safe sane and consensual at this point in their relationship.
• While we’re on Sex-toys, yes to all the strap-ons and Rey pegging either of them. I’m very into sandwiches, which can either be double or multiple penetration, or X fucking/pegging Y fucking/pegging Z. 

 

WOLF IN NIGHT - TARA K. HARPER

Who I requested: Condari Rahnbada neKeatus Brithanas/Noriana Ember maDion , 

What Tags I requested:

Animal Shifter, Biting, Claiming Bites, Desperate Sex, Something Made Them Do It, Fake/Pretend Relationship, Fighting Kink, Knotting, Mating Cycles/In Heat, Outdoor Sex, Ritual Sex, Scent Marking, 'Thank God We're Alive' Sex, Undercover as a Couple, Wrestling, Sharing Clothes, Marking, Aliens, Telepathic Sex,

What I love about the canon: I love the nature and the adventures in the wild these books have. The rockclimbing, the traveling on dnu, the wildness of the environment. I ADORE the wolfwalking, telepathic animals were my thing as a teenager, and I never got over it when it came to these books.

I love all the different counties and cultures and the fact that there’s nine moons and that those mess up the tides. I love that these books have always been about family and found families. I love the extremely convoluted politics, and that everybody is always playing at something. I love the hinted at history, and that there are actual aliens on this planet, who screw things up. 

I love, love, love the sexual tension between these two. Their backgrounds are so different, and their goals only seldom truly line up, but the tension and attraction and respect is so palpatable between them. This book so obviously set things up for Things to happen, and then it stopped. I WANT MORE. WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?

 

Prompts: 

 

• The sexual tension between these two is so palpatable, at some point in their future together it is so going to break. Possibly at the worst possibly moment. Ideally somewhere in the wilderness, so they can roll through the leaves, pin each other against trees and destroy some bushes in the process.
• Speaking of bushes, the nature is deadly and unexpected in canon, so Sex Pollen is definitely a thing in this universe. Or you know, the aliens inside Nori’s head make them do it. Some kind of frantic coupling under influence, with then the fallout of them already having feelings for each other.
• Obviously the telepathic wolves are canon, but I wouldn’t mind an AU where either one of them is some kind of animal shifter. Cue even more animalistic desires. Non-Human Genitalia only make things more interesting, so Heats, Knotting, Scent Marking, Claiming Bites and other things can all be part of this. 
• The world has a lot of weird and complicated social structures, so I would like to read about them getting married (either established relationship, or arranged marriage for political reasons), and that involving Ritual Sex. There’s the whole canon thing of having stones grafted on the breastbones, so I feel like Public Ritual Sex wouldn’t be that far off.
• Rishte ‘accidentally’ connecting Nori and Condari telepathically while they’re fantasizing about each other, which only adds to their sexual tension. I really like Condari’s idea of forming a pack of their own, but navigating that and managing some privacy for sex seems like an impossible task.
• Another possible scenario for the UST to break would be sparring turning into sex. Have them playfight, train, be all sweaty and filled with adrenaline, and BOOM Condari’s nice clothes get shredded. Twice, because obviously Nori was wearing his shirt.
• As part of the political intrigue going on they totally have to go undercover as a couple. Because people are spying on them/public sex is part of the culture they have to make it really convincing.

 

 

THE BROKEN CIRCLE BREAKDOWN

Who I requested: Didier/Elise 

What tags I requested: 

Alternate Universe - Soulbonds, Beards, Blindfolds, Body Modification, Body Worship, Comfort Sex, Exhibitionism, Hair-pulling, Light Bondage, Lipstick on Men, Reconciliation Sex, Nearly Getting Caught, Outdoor Sex, Pegging, Strap-Ons, Tattoos, Undressing Their Partner, Stubble Burn, Spanking, Piercings,

What I love about the canon: The heartbreak.
Seriously, I cried my heart out for more than half of the movie. Fuck. But I also love that while this is a movie about a relationship falling apart, it’s also incredibly romantic in the building of the relationship. It’s not because they didn’t make it in the end, that the relationship on its own wasn’t worth it.

I also love the music, the setting (very close to where I live), their old farmhouse. How fucking happy they were. I’d watch an entire tv season of them singing by the campfire, seriously.

I love how Didier is a realist but also such a fucking dreamer, and how he puts all his romance and feelings in the people around them. I love how Elise is the opposite, who puts all her (broken) dreams and the people around her on her body, how she makes them both permanent and can cover them up and move on. 

Prompts: 

 

• Elise’s Tattoos cover up her history and almost cover her entire body. I’d love a story wherein Didier gets to know Elise by exploring the art on her body. I like to think Didier would like to leave his own marks, be those hickeys, scratches, beard burn, lipstick, bodypaint. 
• They obviously loved their farmhouse, so give me all the inaugurating every room and surface in our house fic. Especially if it’s a sex marathon and slightly destructive and frantic.
• Shenanigans in concert halls. While Elise is a private person she shows her history on her skin, Didier is loud and open and in your face. I think they both are slightly exhibistionist, mostly for the thrill of being caught, but also because they just like it. So quickies backstage, in toilets, in semi-secluded alleys.
• I’m pretty sure they like to experiment with kinks in general, and are willing to try everything once. They try pegging once and that’s definitely here to stay, although I think Didier would be hesitant to admit how much he enjoys it.  
• I’m pretty sure they’re both some level of nudist as well, so sex in the outdoors, either in their garden, in the fields, somewhere in nature, on the beach.
• These two have such strong personalities, I imagine their make-up sex to be as explosive as their fights.
• I have a headcanon that Elise has Synaesthesia and would love to read how that affects her during sex.
• I have a thing for slightly awkward sex where things go wrong, like breaking beds, things not working as expected, kids walking in. I like it when characters joke and laugh during sex when they’re comfortable enough with each other that it’s okay if awkward things happen.
• All the comfort sex while Maybelle is sick. Frantic Fuck We’re Alive sex. Slow and caring trying to find comfort in each other fic.
• I would love to read a fic about when they are almost separated how they don’t connect anymore when having sex. Some kind of before and after story, how things that used to work between them now simply don’t.