pameluke | Dear Chocolatier 2020

Hi!

I'm really excited about Chocolate Box this year, I've been looking forward to it for months! I know I have the tendency to write long prompts, but please don't let that intimidate you, I would adore facets of prompts or scenes inspired by them a lot. I'm a firm believer of ODOA, so if you don't find anything to your liking that's okay too!

I can be found on AO3 as

Pameluke

GENERAL DNW'S

Regarding violence and other possible triggering things, if it happens to characters in canon, I can deal with it happening to them in fic. Basically, I can deal with everything as long as it at the same intensity level of canon.

No Requested Characters Doing Non-Con
No Power Imbalance between requested characters, so if Under Influence (alcohol, drugs, heats, sex-pollen... I prefer ALL of them to be Under Influence)
No Non-Canonical Violence Between Characters I've requested
No Humiliation
No Infantilisation, please don't describe adults as boys or girls

Otherwise, I'm game. The rating can be as high or low as you want, as long as it's consensual I'm okay with any kink, and the fouler the language the better.

GENERAL LIKES, TROPES, AND AUs

I love canon fic, slice of life fic, expansion on world building, adventures in nature, food and cooking related fic, loyalty kink, competence kink, hurt-comfort, found families, random domesticity and slice of life fic.

I love fic in which a relationship is explored, and don't mind if that's the main plot. I can deal with angst, but I'd like to have some kind of happy resolution at the end, even if it's Happy For Now.

I'd prefer all fic to be set in their respective Canons, but I definitely love Alternate Canons and Canon Divergences. Some of my favorite tropes:

Soulbonds, in all forms, with marks or no marks, with relationships between the actual bonds or out of them, telepathic powers, or only bad side-effects.
Fake relationships that turn real. In all forms. For all reasons.
Living by the Nile, or "What feelings? Me? No Way, Good Sir, Never (I love you)"
Elaborate Plans Gone Wrong
Awkward Flirting and/or Awkward Sex
Competent People and the People who fall for them, all the Competence Kink, seriously
N Times Characters Did A Thing
Marriage/Relationship of convenience, turned REAL
Interspecies Relationships, especially when there are lots of cultural differences.

GENERAL PORN KINKS & LIKES

General Things I like for all pairings and fandoms I've requested.

Enthusiastic consent, this is my biggest kink always
Awkward Sex, Awkward Sexual Situations, especially if there's a lot of laughter during sex
Biting, Claiming Bites, Marking
Body Worship
Desperate Arousal/Sexual Frustration, Desperate Sex
Manhandling/Shows of Athleticism During Sex
Outdoor Sex, Sex in Nature
Pegging, Sex Toys
Reunion Sex
Something Made Them Do It (All of them)

In general, I like narrative sex and a little plot with my porn. I love character introspection, character development, and relationship development through sex. For me, sex is both about the pleasure people can derive from each other and about the emotional connection that can be made.

Everything is hotter when emotions are involved.

You can ignore everything that's not to your liking or doesn't inspire you. On to the fandom-specific stuff, YAY.

HIDDEN LEGACY SERIES - ILONA ANDREWS

Who I requested: Bern Baylor/Abraham "Bug" Levine

What I love about them:

I have a weakness for tech-wizz characters, and they're both such delicious variants of the trope. I'm super interested in Bug and his relationship with his Swarm, how it helps him, how he manages to co-exist, why he volunteered for certain death in the first place... The man is a mystery, and I love how we see glimpses here and there throughout the books. I like how quickly he became loyal to Rogan and to Nevada, and how he's becoming healthier and happier and finding a place in the world.

I love Bern's logical way of doing everything, I love how he reports on cases, I love that he just wants to learn and learn, and genuinely seems to like college. I love that he looks like a giant wrestler, gives his family bearhugs and plays silly computer games with them, while he's also a genius analyst, who seems to be serious all the time. He's just such a starchy hero, and I'm dying to see him unstarched.

NGL, I really, really ship them, because they seem to like each other, have similar but very different ways of looking at data, and I love the competition and genuine admiration between them. Also, imagine what they could do if they really, genuinely worked together? No database would be safe.

They haven't interacted much in the first Catalina book, but that moment at the end, where all Bern's stuff is ruined and Bug moves his way to comfort him?? THAT IS MY JAM. My shipping heart was reinvigorated.

Sidenote here: I think IA was putting the first signs of a Runa/Bern romance out there, which I wouldn't mind, and I am genuinely here for Bug/Bern/Runa if that is something you want to explore. Although lbr, the real romance of Sapphire Flames was Runa/Catalina, so feel free to add some background R/C in there too if that's your jam.

Prompts:

Anything related to the rebuilding of the Warehouse, specifically, Bug wooing Bern with rebuilding his electronica. Maybe one of them accidentally moves in with the other when this happens? Bug comforting Bern with a loss only he truly understands? ALL THAT LOST DATA AND HARDWARE.
I'd be super into anything that explores their magic and their relationship with it. More about Bern and his parents, more about his college experience and what becoming a House means to him. How do his fellow college students react? How does his magic feel to him?
Anything about Bug's time in the Army, why he chose to do the Swarm thing, his life with Rogan. How he found his dog, the transition from being pretty much insane to a more regular life. How Bern fits in that...
Them working on a case together, and being competitive (boyfriends) about it. I just want them to have fun together while they solve something through sexy data crawling and hot analysis. Flirting through tech speak while catching bad people.
With the whole House Baylor thing, I'm sure both Bern and Bug are doing a lot of work behind the scenes to protect the House and make sense of the madness. All the hot nerds learning about possible enemies, gathering data on dangerous Houses, and kicking ass and taking names together. I'd be super into them disabling a plot before it can be put in motion, because they're just so good when they put their brains together.
Honestly, I'd also be into all the secret dating, trying to hide their budding relationship from a House of Detectives and Security experts sounds like fun. Especially if this all happens while they're also dealing with all the security and everything else that comes looking while preparations for the wedding are afoot.
Either one of them rescuing the other. Bern has the training and physique, Bug has the training and experience, but neither of them is used to be in the front lines much. A dramatic rescue with dramatic kissing would totally be my jam.
Also, Bug deserves all the hugs and affection and great orgasms, so I'm here for some good old pwp as well, if that floats your boat.

KING ARTHUR (2004)

Who I requested: Bors/Dagonet/Vanora

What I love about canon: I really love the whole Sarmatian Auxiliary to the Roman army angle of King Arthur. 15 years of fighting in a war that is not yours, in a country that isn't yours, for a country that is not yours. I love the easy friendship between all the knights, but also how very different they look upon their time in Britain. So much drama and fucked-upness right there.

And the there's this moment relatively early in the movie, when Vanora sings, and Bors and Dagonet share a look, and every time I get fucking emotional about it.

And just, they just want to go home, but the Romans fuck them over, and then Dagonet sacrifices himself and I drown in tears.

I love the obvious affection Bors feels for both Vanora and Dagonet, I love how Dagonet is this mountain of silent, but deep feelings, and I love how Vanora is possibly the only sensible person in that whole castle. I have a mighty need for the three of them to LIVE happily ever after. Fuck, they'd be hot, and awesome and glorious together. Honestly, this is one of my perennial requests because my love for them never stills.

This is a very specific request for OT3, please don't make them Pairing + One

Prompts:

I'd seriously love an Everybody Lives Canon Divergence, or a fic set before the movie. I'd rather avoid a fic set during the movie, because I'd rather not deal with Dagonet dying. DAGONET LIVES!!!

I have a theory that obviously Bors' 12 children are at least 50% strays Dagonet picked up. I'd love a slice of life type fic, where the three (try to) find an escape from the daily chaos of raising 12 children to get laid. Extra kudos if there's a couple of awkward walk-ins and some failed attempts because sudden interruption. Sex in the outdoors seems like one possible solution to this problem.
I'd really like to know more about Vanora in general. The possibilities are all so intriguing. What we know is that she's kind and caring and raising 11 kids. Since she's relatively young, I always assume a couple of those at least are adopted. She sings about Home and it's implied she's singing about Sarmatia, but since we don't see any girls being displaced by the Romans, I think that she's the daughter of a former Sarmatian knight with a British woman. Which I love because Culture Clash! Speaking of Sarmatia, apparently they were known for having Warrior Women, so a fic where Vanora is definitely in charge when it comes to the sex would be awesome.
I did love all the fighting scenes a lot, and angsty fic when someone gets wounded, and the other two comfort them and each other would be delicious. Without the angst I'd also love Post-Battle victory sex, Thank God We're Alive sex and Dammit, Looking at you fight makes me really horny sex. Could also be Post-Training sex, because I imagine Vanora to be an interested spectator whenever Bors and Dagonet spar. I'm convinced they'd have competitions between them to have the honor of eating Vanora out that evening.
I really like seduction fic, so a story of how two of them seduce the third would be totally my jam. The Romancing and Seduction of one Silent Stoic Soldier called Dagonet, by means of Stray Children, Foul Language and Excellent Sex, a novel by Vanora, with annotations by Bors, would be glorious.
I'd love a Soulbond AU, or an Animal Shifter AU, or both. Especially if there'd be cultural differences between the Britons and Sarmatians in how was dealth with this. I love me some Fantasy Non-Human Genitalia, so feel free to go as weird and kinky as you want. I'm also really into all the marking and claiming and possessiveness, especially if it's mutual and in all directions.
I love the physicality of this canon, there's all the fighting of course, but these three are also so very affectuous with each other, I like to think that carries over to their sex-life. All the manhandling, rolling around, struggling for being on top. I like to think Vanora makes up for her lack of physical strength (in comparison) with the strength of her personality. I requested Double Penetration and Spitroasting, but by no means does that have to mean that Vanora has to be the centerpiece. I like it when characters switch around, medieval dildo's were a thing, so pegging is a definite possibility. I mean Bors is such an epicurist, I'm sure that once the fighting is over, they take their time to experiment a lot.

THE WITCHER

Who I requested: Geralt of Rivia/Yennefer of Vengerberg (The Witcher (TV))

What I love about canon:
EVERYTHING. I am weak for fighter type characters who aren't supposed to have emotions having to learn to deal with developing feelings for people. I love that that's basically Geralt's arch throughout s1 and I am so here for it. I adore that Yennefer is exactly the opposite, that she's always had too much emotions, too many feelings, and wasn't able to control them, and then, by the time she has, it turns out life at the top of her game isn't all that splendid, and here suddenly is this stupid witcher who she has feelings for when she left that all behind? IT'S SO DELICIOUS.
I love that she's the powerful one of the two, but that they're both feared and loathed, and genuinely appreciate each others skills and powers. I just love them so much.

PROMPTS

All the times they met (and fucked) between their first meeting and their parting on the Dragon mountain. They must have had a bunch of times together if Geralt can have Opinions on how he hates it when her scent leaves his sheets. What brings them together again and again? Can be case-fic, monster of the week style, or can be character introspection on how they fall back into each other's arms again and again, or can be straight-up PWP.
For straight-up PWP, you can see my list of general smut likes at the beginning of this letter. Specifically I'm very much here for Pegging, Sex Toys, Desperate frantic sex after combat, allllll of the Sex Magic and Magical Sex. Sex pollen and heats also very much in favor of.
Yennefer mentions Geralt's modus operandus being "disregards for other's freedom has become your trademark", which always strikes me as weird since she's the one who magicks him into assaulting towns-people after their first meeting which ends him up in prison. I'd like something that explores what brought this on, since obviously we're missing something here, and for them to deal with this. (Please keep the level of non-con between at the same level of canon: nothing sexual, but magical compulsion that wanes off)
Get them back together! Somehow they find each other again after everything, and they have to figure out what is real and what is true about their feelings. Do they fuck and then run from their emotions again? Or have they learned and do they hash things out first. Or has so much happened that when they finally see again once more, that if the fire hasn't burned out these feelings yet, they must be real and they simply embrace?
Future fic where they're together and have carved out a life together somehow. Featuring all the baths, all the magic, and maybe even some casual monster-slaying together.

Specific DNW: No Yennefer being powerless please.

TWILIGHT - STEPHENIE MEYER

Who I requested: Alice Cullen/Jasper Hale

What I love about canon:

I was recently hit by some nostalgia. I was never in the fandom and only discovered the books after the first film came out, so I always feel like I missed a lot of the wank and the craziness, but also like I missed all of the fun. So here we are. I've always been most fond of all the vampires their special abilities. Honeslty, it's like immortal superheroes, and I'm so on board for that. Specifically I'm super here for Jasper being an Empath who has to live with having killed so many people, and for Alice being a seer who pretty much shapes her own future according to her visions, and how much of an inception situation is that? Honestly, they've always been my two favorite characters and I hate how often they're gone in the later books, so please write me all the Jasper/Alice.

(Not that interested in the other couples tbh, they can make a background appearance, but please make Alice/Jasper the focus.)

PROMPTS

More about Alice and Jasper and the decades between their first meeting and when they met up with the Cullens. What did Alice see about their future, and how did they find the others? Was Jasper always willing to go or did he need convincing?
Something that explores Jasper's powers and how he learned to cope with them. Seriously, an empath voluntarily going through highschool over and over again? Torture. How does Alice help? How does he feel about it all? What do they do when not in high school, before all the Bella drama started?
All the ways they use their powers in their relationship. Gifts must be impossible since Alice can see them, and Jasper would be able to feel her excitement. How do they help, support and love each other? What kind of dates do they enjoy? How did they romance one another? How do they romance each other now, after all these decades and all the danger?
EMPATH SEX. Holy shit, the possibilities are endless. Jasper feeling every facet of Alice's emotions, feeding them back to her, until they're a loop of love and horniness. All the PWP with magical sex :D Pegging! Sex Toys!